✧ ˗ˏˋ THE FUN FATALE. ´ˎ˗

This is really my NIGHT , gonna take it right n o w. Yeah , I'm feelin' like a MACK TRUCK goin' d o w n h i l l. The people on the SIDELINES screaming ❝ S l o w d o w n ❞ but you can't KILL my vibe !! I'm a h e a d c a s e , and I'm leading the PARADE. Rounding up the m a n i a c s , let 'em out to PLAY. Once you get a t a s t e , no, you'll NEVER be the same — Bring the c r e a t u r e s to life !! My hand out the WINDOW just riding the w a v e , my CARES in the mirror just f a d i n g away. Yeah , I'm a SUPER human , don't n e e d to be SAVED —— Don't p r e s s your LUCK , I w o k e up feelin' 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 .

❛ crap ! if this is about the paywall . . . it wasn't my idea . ❜

This is really my NIGHT , gonna take it right n o w. Yeah , I'm feelin' like a MACK TRUCK goin' d o w n h i l l. The people on the SIDELINES screaming ❝ S l o w d o w n ❞ but you can't KILL my vibe !! I'm a h e a d c a s e , and I'm leading the PARADE. Rounding up the m a n i a c s , let 'em out to PLAY. Once you get a t a s t e , no, you'll NEVER be the same — Bring the c r e a t u r e s to life !! My hand out the WINDOW just riding the w a v e , my CARES in the mirror just f a d i n g away. Yeah , I'm a SUPER human , don't n e e d to be SAVED —— Don't p r e s s your LUCK , I w o k e up feelin' 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 .

It was the breakout not off the decade, but of a lifetime. This city was a dead zone, that was not just fancy words said to keep people away, but it was true - he was thankful he was insane, otherwise he would have had a hard time believing it. This city had turned into a living hell. Everyone else inside the city was dead and it was this place - that those suits had dropped his angel down in. The rage was boiling up inside of him. They thought because they worked for the government, that they had fancy titles and numbers that they were safe from harm.

What good was a breakout as well, without a little bit of chaos and madness raining down on everyone that happened to be there, what was the point of one of them freeing the other once more if there cannot be any fun to be had with all of it, some insanity thrown into the mix, knocking over the elites, but not for the money, never for the money, it comes so easily, it was all about the thrill, the sirens, the glaring lights, the sounds, the screams, the crying tyres and the chase and the hunt, of all the badges within the city wishing for there moment. 

THEY WERE GOING TO LEARN THAT NO ONE WAS SAVE FROM HIM

He waited for the moment to be right, the car made no sense, but that was the style, they have a brand to say as he would play the keys for the moment and take a turn, another turn, faster and faster to have those that are chasing them, spinning on there wheels and failing to keep up with them, as the money was flying out of the bags, people throwing themselves onto the streets around them to fill their pockets, wonderful as he slanted his head and looked at her.

“Thought I forgotten about you now, silly girl, how can I have fun with you behind bars.”

@shesquiinnsane

Gotham had been on the BRINK of death for a while and a l o n g s i d e her puddin’ Harley had been PUSHING it over the e d g e . That was at LEAST until they’d managed to t h r o w the city into the figurative HELLMOUTH . The w o r s t point in Gotham no one SANE decided to v e n t u r e . It was FILLED with g o v e r n m e n t types, who had more POWER now than the GCPD ever t h o u g h t they had. They were pushing BUTTONS , and a few Gotham villains had m y s t e r i o u s l y vanished, or gone POOF as Harley had c a l l e d it. Until now it hadn’t AFFECTED her and her b e a u , but walking into the COCKTAI L bar had been a m i s t a k e .

The SCREAMS of c o m m o t i o n could be heard from OUTSIDE as the blonde was in her e l e m e n t . Her laughter BOUNCED off the walls as she s w u n g her baseball bat through the AIR . As the commotion d i e d down the blonde SMASHED her way out of the b u i l d i n g , jumping STRAIGHT into the back of Joker’s c o n v e r t i b l e .

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝙽 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝚁𝚄𝙻𝙴 𝙼 𝙾 𝚁 𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙻𝙳.

Harley k n e w how his mind WORKED , how Gotham was only the s t a r t i n g point , because TOGETHER they could r u l e this world , and MANY others. She wouldn’t deny the e x i s t e n c e of OTHERS out there , and as the Joker always s t r i v e d for more the blonde knew there was ALWAYS the next step already p l a n n e d . They just HAD to put it into action t o g e t h e r , because that was how they WORKED best. They were l o v e r s , and truly PARTNERS in crime on this r o l l e r c o a s t e r ride.

She L A U G H E D , giving her puddin’ a w i n k as they CARREERED down the streets. The w i n d in her hair only added to the THRILLS .

"Wouldn't you like to know?" They're cowering behind a dumpster. Frenchie's eyes are bright. Maybe he is having fun. Even if he thinks this entire chase sequence could benefit from a bit of firepower. From the pair of them, not their attackers, of course. Maybe next time. Frenchie checks his ammo. Overhead, bullets ping. He can't help himself. He giggles.

"Ready?"

This is really my NIGHT , gonna take it right n o w. Yeah , I'm feelin' like a MACK TRUCK goin' d o w n h i l l. The people on the SIDELINES screaming ❝ S l o w d o w n ❞ but you can't KILL my vibe !! I'm a h e a d c a s e , and I'm leading the PARADE. Rounding up the m a n i a c s , let 'em out to PLAY. Once you get a t a s t e , no, you'll NEVER be the same — Bring the c r e a t u r e s to life !! My hand out the WINDOW just riding the w a v e , my CARES in the mirror just f a d i n g away. Yeah , I'm a SUPER human , don't n e e d to be SAVED —— Don't p r e s s your LUCK , I w o k e up feelin' 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 .

"He's a fuckin' phoney."

Phoney. A kid word for a kid feeling, maybe. Mary folds her arms over her chest, settling her glass against her bottom lip, feeling the soft skin begin to numb against the slick condensation, the chill ice cubes. There's an almost buzzing sensation in her fingertips, a pent up energy that rises curling in the back of her throat.

She doesn't look at Harley on the couch. Her gaze is fixed on Hugo Strange, on the TV screen in the corner of the living room, then, by extension, out to the cityview the huge windows allow beyond it.

❝ Ya think a n y w h e r e but Gotham’s gonna TAKE ya MD ? ? ❞  She asked i n n o c e n t l y enough whilst CASUALLY kicking her legs. Laying d o w n on the couch meant she COULD have it all to h e r s e l f. 

"But it's not really real, is it?"

@shesquiinnsane asked:⠀‘❛ Until you came along, i had this under control.

Things took an awry turn just when Jason showed up.

He found the Harlequin outnumbered by a bunch of masked people that all wore gold and white.

Assuming he could help her turn the tide, he bought her fight, becoming envolved in it himself.

What he wasn't counting on was the fact they'd both end up captured.

Now waking up in a dimly lit room, Red Hood heard Harley's voiced complaint.

He could only shake his head, retorting.

"Having your ass kicked is what you call 'having this under control'?"

He tried to break free, but his hands were tied tightly. There wasn't much he could do except let out a sigh.

"I have a knife in my pocket, can you get it?"

She h u f f e d , before shuffling , TILTING her head b a c k w a r d s and accidentally HEADBUTTING him. ❝ O o p s i e s , one sec. ❞

"Did that sound like a joke to you? What's with the cackling?"