suspendered disbelief

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today

Norm Macdonald would be so proud

hominahominahominawOOOOOOga!!!

TWO ‘PODS ON A PEA

The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards

being in your 30s is cool because you can buy yourself children's toys and then use your superior adult abilities and skills to play with them way better and more efficiently than any child

if you have OCD that moralistic post it not about you. keep scrolling. i love you

yeah even the one that gave you that sinking terror and has you planning your penance behavior and going through your whole life trying to identify when you did whatever it said about prejudice or abuse or whatever. it's not about you they don't know you and they certainly don't care about you

big if true