Only the Smallest of Nerds

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

The little one looks dog sized.

I think that's a baby. The bigger one is feeding it a rock.

You can tell that the bigger one is actually the mother as the females of the species tend to be larger than the males

it appears i am causing a scene in the hartebeest community. im sorry but your guy looks like he was in a cartoon and he got 2 cymbals crashed against the side of his head its sad but its true.

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

Just goes to show the companies complying in advance to the current administration are CHOOSING to do so and the decent ones AREN'T