morally screwed small child fan page

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

if i was izaya orihara i would kill myself dawg imagine traveling like 3 hours to chill or whatever and then end up getting stabbed on your birthday ik he was pissed 😭

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i think i’m not much of a hater as i am a dismayer. my gut reaction when disappointed isn’t always “oh what the fuck this SUCKS” but without fail it’s “oh why did they do that this concept could have been so GOOD”

just write a shitty poem, what do you have to lose

hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me