winter is coming

Me: when I leave, don't be surprised if the alarm goes off, because I just stole your heart.

Me: *leaves, alarm goes off*

Me: *with a sly smile* see? told ya.

Cashier: i need to check your bag. come back here.

(Clarke and Bellamy's date)

Bellamy: so about Finn

Finn: hey wanna come shoot some people with me

Clarke: can you not

(makeshift garage)

Raven: Mt. Weather is jamming our signal

Clarke: bastards

Clarke: we need to stop them

Abby: how bout no

Clarke: how bout yes

Abby: okay fine

Clarke: what?

Abby: ding dong Abby's coming along

(el Presidente's basement)

Doctor: Maya's now radioactive-proof

Doctor: cause science

President: huh

President: if only we had more volunteers

President: who wanted to be drained of their blood

Doctor: volunteers?

President: I value morals

Son: but dad, you've killed thousands of grounders

President: but morals

(the grand 'ole team)

Everyone: ugh Finn

(swimming pool dungeon)

Jaha: they're not gonna kill us

Kane: how are you so sure?

Jaha: my dead son told me

Kane: well in that case

(enter grounders)

Grounder: time to kill each other

Kane: but why

Grounder: cause Finn

Kane: ...

Kane: ugh

Kane: Finn

(Mt. hellhole)

President: please get your friends to join my flesh farm

(Clarke's band)

Man: So uh

Man: Bellamy and Octavia are awol

Clarke: don't worry, they're gonna save the others

Abby: well then

Abby: since they're not gonna help save the others

Abby: find them

Clarke: ...

Finn: I'll help

Everyone: Finn please put down the gun

(Finn runs away)

Finn: I didn't mean to massacre 14 people

Finn: I swear

Finn: it was an accident

(acid fog)

Octavia: go beetles go

(in the hatch)

Clarke: fucking hell Finn

Clarke: is there anyone you HAVEN'T killed?

Finn: ...

Finn: maybe

Finn: maybe not

(Abby's tent)

Abby: I hope Clarke is okay

Abby: she's only been on the ground for weeks

Abby: longer than the rest of us

Abby: how will she ever survive

Raven: Abby

Abby: yeah?

Raven: stfu

Raven: it's Mt. Weather time

(in the conveniently placed ruins)

Octavia: the beetles led me to this garage

(the hatch of awkwardness)

Finn: why are you mad at me

Finn: we've all killed dozens of people

Finn: right?

Clarke: ...

Clarke: negative

Finn: but I found your dad's watch

Clarke: ...

Clarke: okay you're forgiven

(Mt. Hellhole)

Jasper: please guys

Jasper: join his flesh farm

Monty: how about no

(Maya enters)

Maya: so I melted on purpose

Maya: sorry

Jasper: s'okay

Monty: not okay

(Abby's tent)

Raven: to blow or not to blow up the tower

Raven: that is the question

(garage)

Producers: merry christmas, guys

Producers: we give you christmas music and murder

Producers: and Lincoln eating a heart

(swimming pool dungeon)

Kane: please stab me

Jaha: no

Jaha: stab ME

Kane: no

Kane: stab ME

Jaha: no

Jaha: ME

Kane: too late

Kane: watch me die from a minor flesh wound

(garage)

Octavia: so about Lincoln

(grounder jail)

Commander: you're a good guy, Kane

Commander: but Finn's not

Kane: ...

Kane: fucking Finn

(garage)

Bellamy: dunno about you but charred Lincoln sounds kinda tasty right about now

(hatch of awkwardness)

Finn: ugh Finn

(Mt. Hellhole med area)

President: Thank you for joining the flesh farm

Monty: I'm so high

(private area)

Edward Cullen look-a-like: I guess you were right

President: save it

President: you're so grounded

(Mt. Weather dorms)

Jasper: turning up the music a little will prevent them from hearing us talk loudly

(Camp Abby)

Abby: omg

Abby: Jaha

Jaha: hey

Jaha: so we have 2 days to go back to space

Jaha: or else we die

Jaha: because of Finn

Everyone: ...