egg with a blog

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

THERMOS

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age

*points wand at book* KINDLE!!!! *book propels itself into fireplace and bursts into flames* I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP

so i may have written a fic about this

lets all leave tumblr for crouton.net

@sunshinepoet

If I had to suffer watching this so do YOU

Give him space He can do it

Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

He’s a friend!!!!!!

don’t leave your squirtle behind!!

me as president

Omg… OMG

Moon Otter is now my new background. I love it. THANK YOU!

@fieldbears

@_@

@floatzel