The Clock Up Kids

If you felt something, anything, then the writing is emotionally manipulative and that's a means the the writer (and by extension you) are an ontologically Bad Person tm and need to be dogpiled online. If However you don't feel anything it's proof that you and the writer are jaded and emotionally stunned, maybe a sociopath or narcissist, and thus are an ontologically Bad Person tm and need to be dogpiled online.

If the writing involves anything more extreme than a Care-Bears special you're a gooner and a violence addict and basically a criminal for even being aware of it, but if you engage in media aimed at children while being outside of the intended age range, you're basically a child molester and groomer so just die already, pervert.

If the writer is cis, the writing is a tool of the patriarchal rape culture and so are you. If they are not cis, then they're a dangerous sex-pilled degenerate freak, and so are you.

ok so like...

*why* do i keep seeing people claiming that Leeroy is a white boy?

Because like... And please forgie me if this comes off as white person ignorance but...

...He was *not* white??

Like, from what I saw in the theatre, he had dark skin and dark curly hair??

I JUST ASKED MY MOM (who went to see it with me) ABOUT IT AND SHE SAID SHE SAW THE EXACT SAME THING!!

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

is bro really comparing trans identifying males to African Americans?

... this is white ppl bullshit

you're not oppressed if you can wipe of your makeup and stop any theoretical oppression

if you can take your wig off and stop being oppressed, you're not oppressed

if you can be your natural state and NOT be oppressed, then you were NEVER oppressed.

YO EVERYONE!!! WE GOT A FUCKING TERF UP IN THIS BITCH

shows you're male centered when you don't have the same reaction for an AMAB person being sexist or racist

where were you when they were hurling the n word?

not them admitting that they transitioned bc they are a sexist

gooseworx: is a sexist pos and happens to be AMAB? you: silence

gooseworx: is racist as hell and just happens to be AMAB you: silence

thats exactly what i'm saying

Now would u kindly- die (in minecraft)

is bro really comparing trans identifying males to African Americans?

... this is white ppl bullshit

you're not oppressed if you can wipe of your makeup and stop any theoretical oppression

if you can take your wig off and stop being oppressed, you're not oppressed

if you can be your natural state and NOT be oppressed, then you were NEVER oppressed.

YO EVERYONE!!! WE GOT A FUCKING TERF UP IN THIS BITCH

shows you're male centered when you don't have the same reaction for an AMAB person being sexist or racist

where were you when they were hurling the n word?

not them admitting that they transitioned bc they are a sexist

gooseworx: is a sexist pos and happens to be AMAB? you: silence

gooseworx: is racist as hell and just happens to be AMAB you: silence

thats exactly what i'm saying

Now would u kindly- die (in minecraft)