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@carrot-kingof-flowers look at Corral 

💙 And you did it in torrential rain, which was fitting bc we are forces of nature!!!

just blocked like 30 porn blogs can u guys stop… like wtf u trying to jack off to… my sadness?

night time would be so beautiful and fun if all men had a curfew

Oh my god my mind runs wild thinking of all the things I’d do in the dark if there were no men out after 9.

How are kids skipping the wet n'wild stage and going straight to NARS and Urban Decay? HOW? What chores are you doing to get this money?!?!

I hate these educational Cat in the Hat things where the Cat in the Hat teaches you shit about, like, healthy food or whatever. The Cat in the Hat is a chaotic neutral home invader whose information is highly questionable at best.

My goal in life is to be one of those people who are just light. You see them and you suddenly feel so warm inside and all you want to do is hug them. And they look at you and smile with the warmest light in their eyes…. and you love them. maybe not in a romantic way but you just want to be close to them and you hope some of their light transfers onto you.

Gay marriage and straight marriage is like bikini tops and bras: they’re the same exact thing but only one is socially acceptable in public.