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more people need to actually pick a side

yall need to pay attention to your surroundings more

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Thawed cheese? As opposed to???

ok maybe there's some more common word for it, but I've only ever heard it as thawing

you mean MELT??? as in MELTED CHEESE????? because it MELTS???????????

okay I'm gonna need you to explain what "thawing" a cheese means to you. is it bringing a cheese out lf the fridge and wait for it to be room temperature? is it heating it up so it's gooey and soft? i need to understand

No the cheese isn't frozen or cold. I don't know what other way to describe it as other than thawing? It makes a noise occasionally and when it stops it's usually done thawing

What actual change happens to the cheese after it “thaws”

What process are you doing to thaw cheese. where do you keep the cheese such that it's not thawed. Which physical properties of the cheese change between thawed and unthawed

ok I cant be the crazy one here. Nobody else thaws their cheese???

I thaw my cheese, but only if I get a block of the stuff, the sliced stuff is better for melting.

no like I said before you don't freeze the cheese! That just dries it out! And the type of cheese doesn't matter. You. Still. Thaw. It.

Can you like take a video of the cheese thawing from start to finish to demonstrate the sound it makes and the process of thawing cheese

Unfortunately I can't. I'm at work right now, and I'm heading out on a trip in 2 days so I already cleared out my fridge so nothing'll spoil while I'm gone. But trust me I'd absolutely do that if I could. This is really frustrating and I GUARANTEE if you all saw it you'd immediately recognize what thawing cheese is. I seriously think I'm just unintentionally using a niche regional name for it which is causing all this confusion

ok looks like im just going to the store. video of thawing cheese when i come back

This week, I've seen the mascot for my university wandering around campus a lot. And it got me thinking: if the mascot is going to be silent all the time, the school should especially try to recruit ASL majors to portray him.

Just imagine him at a sports event just trash talking the opposing team in sign language. His hands are going 170mph. The eighteen signers in the stands are losing their heads laughing. Nobody else knows what is going on.

Thinking about adding assassins to the marketing department in my WIP

I'm imagining SpyxFamily except every gossip girl in Yor's workplace is involved in the same craziness of secret identities as the Forger household.

Early December: *in shorts and a t-shirt, ankle-deep in a snowbank* I am a Coloradoan! The cold cannot defeat me!

Calm down 2019 me, just enjoy your collection of scarves

I wish I could see the night sky from my city

I'm leaving on a voyage to the Dark Bramble. Might discover the deepest secrets of the universe while I'm gone.

i want to do a painting of a tiger taking a bath to put in a bathroom (bathroom-themed bathroom) and to this end i made a little maquette out of clay and i suspect this will scope creep into having both a painting and sculpture of a tiger or perhaps only a sculpture of a tiger. if i do both should they be displayed together or separately

This is like eight different skills coming together and it worked so well!

The worst part about working on original fiction is u gotta wait like 5 years to get a book draft done in order to SHOW YOUR FRIENDS chapters. Ain't like fanfic where you can just....send em. Tis horrid.

like yes i worked incredibly hard on this 10 page chapter. yes in order to understand what the hell it means you need a 15 hour briefing on background lore. i apologize. this sucks for everyone.

support your original writer friends because they lack like, an established fandom to get validation from. encourage them. encourage people who draw fandomless OCs. give em ur lov.

YES

Who took this photo of me

I’m hoping the wedding actually happens in Rhythm of War, but somehow I doubt it will

Good news about Wind and Truth!