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*Me trying to keep up with all the insane shit happening in 2020*

Good Comedy Never Dies

I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”

By Allah, not on this post you don’t

unorganized thoughts on male leftists: at the end of the day, the male desire to dominate lies dormant under any claims of class solidarity, and therefore, he should be treated with wariness. his bloodlust is still bloodlust even when he calls it a revolution. if he succeeds in reclaiming his power, it will still be power in the hands of a man, and he will never surrender it over to the women who aided him.

majority of one direction’s music is just them screaming and popping their vocal chords & u kno what nobody did it like them.....

I got this joke instantly, whore.

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

you people will reblog anything

we rlly went from 20gayteen to 20biteen to 20quarantine

dammit, we should’ve seen this coming

Want a gf but I ain’t prepared… I’ve no land to give, no cattle…

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

Once I finally have an actual flat and job, I'm gonna start a thing where I invite all my friends over for dinner. And there's gonna be a dress code but it's just "that one outfit you never have any chance to wear". Flapper dress? Awesome. Medival gown that you got at a renesaince fair but don't actually know what to do with? Yes! Prom dress? Of course! Cosplay you made for that one convention? Definitely. Pikachu onsie? What would be more fitting?

Why did this post suddenly blow up? Several hundred people reblogged this over the last two days. Are we all just really feeling the isolation or?

Dreaming of having a party is a big coronavirus mood I guess

the only boy i care about