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If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

the whole club was gone

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

very cute video and also☝️☺️ one of the worst songs i've ever heard

both of them are me

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful