mind bleach

whenever someone is like ‘why do burger-flippers deserve to make the same amount as x?’ and i just ask ‘have you considered that maybe x deserves to be paid more?’ because it never occurs to people that if these people are being underpaid, then there is a chance that so are they.

it distresses me that anyone whose job it is to save my fucking life is making less now than i was in an office job in 2007.

the first hug after quarantine is gonna hit differently

This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion

Where tf my soulmate at, i need you bitch

ideal body weight: u on top of me

we are all in the same boat. the human boat