i am sooo pro-cheating in fiction omg wdym you want them to ethically break things up with their significant other before getting together that actively makes it less hot 🙄 like literally whats the point then 🙄 bring back UNETHICAL NON-MONOGAMY!!!!

after evaluating my finances and my spending habits, I've found that it might just be more beneficial to ask my vet to put me down

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

youve taken the time to learn my attack patterns? what are you, gay?

[ID: a Reddit comment by TheCrownedMedia that says “I fucking hate the beatles, every last one of them, Jongo, Mongo, Bongo, and Gongo, they can all die for all I care” End ID]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

I just want to get dicked down again =/