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'let me go i have to blow him'

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Soulmate (platonic in this specific scenario but you can read it as romantic) JiuYuan that share habits and quirks even through different worlds.
Like Shen Qingqiu having a nightmare of the past (which is why he tries not to sleep often) and there’s like this invisible being guiding him. It leads him from his abode down to the kitchens—still open to a few of the late night stragglers that can’t find sleep. When there the staff are surprised to see Shen Qingqiu there, especially since he mainly practices inedia. Shen Qingqiu isn’t quite sure what he’s doing there either, but he finds that the invisible force wills him to order something—anything, so he does.
Shen Qingqiu orders some soup, it’s the quickest thing to put together since he’s aware that the kitchen always has some available. Then, he drinks it right there, standing in front of the kitchen workers as he downs it in a few gulps. A sense of satisfaction wells up in him and there’s this subtle comfort there. It’s not quite enough to scratch at the itch now plaguing him but it’s a start.
It doesn’t become a recurring habit until it happens while he’s down the mountain. While taking his students for a trip down the mountain for a mission or whatever, something leaves him stressed (maybe LQG, maybe an upcoming visit to MQF, maybe memories of YQY emerging, idk) and the compelling force is guiding him to the market. So he follows (the force has never done him harm) and it’s there, after buying armfuls of sweets and gorging himself, that Shen Qingqiu learns the ways of stress eating. (It’s why he keeps snacks on him at all times now)
On Shen Yuan’s side things happen when his illness flares up, like he’s dealing with the normal pains when an invisible force seems to whisper in his ears, telling him to put his pain in a tangible form. So Shen Yuan takes up painting. He doesn’t paint peaceful landscapes, it’s actually mostly just random monsters he thinks up to best match his pain for the day—but it’s a habit that’s rather quickly picked up.
And then it just goes back and forth, it’d be like so funny if the reason why SY is a keyboard warrior is because SQQ takes pleasure in sending scathing, aggressive letters to those that irritate him (and he also sends rude letters on behalf of SQH, much to SQH’s surprise. SQQ doesn’t like people who fuck with his budget and has no problem airing it out in place of SQH, that coward.) or vice-versa.
SY’s love for novels being what lead to SQQ become a scholar is so funny :3
SQQ disliking men giving SY a (watered down) similar dislike and potentially even self image issues
SQQ’s wrecked meridians being why SY is sickly in the other world (sickly SY headcanon)
SY’s attention to details (negatively, esp when it comes to stories) transferring over to SQQ and how nitpicky he can be
Yes, the nine heroes of Hyrule have a buddy system. Twilight insists on this. Do you know the chaos that comes with them all being dropped in a Hyrule alone??? Because he does! He's the one who usually ends up tracking them down!
Wild unsupervised will either end up terraforming via explosions or acquiring a cult following. One time that following had been made up of Hylians. Another had been bokoblins.
Wind, in contrast to Wild, will instead end up joining a cult, of his own volition no less, only to completely destroy it in a matter of hours after being found. He will also know everybody by name and be recognized by every town's population in an eight mile radius.
Time, as much as he loves his mentor, will fall back on kokiri behaviors. Finding him involves a lot of pranks that he and the gaggle of children he inexplicably obtained at some point won't ever claim credit for.
Hyrule, without another of the chain to pull him along, will hunker down and trigger the most elaborate and anxiety-inducing game of hide-and-seek Twilight has ever had the displeasure of participating in. He hides so well he practically falls off the face of the Earth. One time, that was literal.
Legend, despite his pride and grumpy demeanor, will find himself adopted by the nearest elderly lady. He will become one with the town. He has always been there, everyone will say, and no one he asks will admit to the presence of a traveler of his appearance. Legend gets gifts of baked goods and the odd trinket, and if any other Link finds him before either himself or Time, he will bully them into also helping said elderly. Nothing else usually happens after that, because by that point Legend has a buddy and gets convinced to leave the town that's trying to absorb him into their community, much to the obliviousness of Legend himself.
Sky, on multiple occasions, went from "I found a lost child" to "This is my foster now" in the span of twelve minutes. He has also, on one very memorable occasion, wiped out several monster camps harrassing a town, killed some corrupted monster the locals claimed to be an evil god, and was then worshiped as a benevolent deity after returning with the thing's eye as proof. They built statues. The last time they visited said town the locals built him a church. Sky himself is still under the impression they made him mayor, not a god.
Four... Four does Four things without a buddy to ground him. Sometimes that's holing himself up in a library for two days without the poor librarian's knowledge. Sometimes that's wandering around in a way that makes him mistaken for a lost child taken by the fairies. Sometimes that's taking over the nearest blacksmith workshop and getting his nineteenth master's certificate.
Warriors, bless the man, will somehow end up with contradictory reputations everywhere he goes. The children and the elderly adore him, the middle-aged think he has the worst vibes imaginable. He'll be recognized simultaneously as a man of honor and a womanizer in the same village. He'll stop a thief in the streets, then turn around and end up arrested because someone framed him for property damage.
He himself is not immune to the insanity of being left alone to his own devices in an era not his own, according to the others. He's been told he has a tendency to avoid civilization unconsciously and was once the origin of a cryptid ghost story that gained oddly enthusiastic traction amongst the children.

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A bit bummed out today so I gotta write until I'm giggly :3
Svsss au where SY transmigrates into a different body rather than SQQ and this bugs the system out because "How is he supposed to directly impact the story if he plays little to no roles?" so in order to help SY the system grants him the ability to read the thoughts of those relevent to the plot.
By read, I literally mean read btw. The thoughts appear in a blue box that hovers near their heads and usually say something along the lines of like, " ___ feels conflicted about your being here and is unsure what to say to you." or " ___ is thinking about how suspicious they find you, they wonder if you're up to no good." (It's usually not a full one-to-one of their thoughts, he doesn't get that unless he really focuses.)
The twist is, perceptive people notice it sometimes. They don't know about the system but occasionally they can like,, see the flicker of a mysterious blue reflection in Shen Yuan's eyes. Other times they get the sensation of being watched intently.
Anyways so the scnario I'm thinking about is SY (disciple au or normal timeline au, either one) trying to figure out what SQQ is up to, so he's using the system to pry further into his thoughts and is given a spook. Something like
[ Shen Qingqiu (or Jiu) is wary of you, he feels like you appear around him too much and is thinking about confrontation. ]
and Sy's like "Confrontation? What could the scum villain be thinking about doing to me?" so he focuses and tries to get a glimpse at more detailed thoughts (SQQ's like standing somewhere off in the distance, probably talking to someone else/other disciples) and the system loads a bit before it turns a glaring shade of red with like
[ Shen Qingqiu is aware. ] or [ Shen Qingqiu feels watched. ]
And then SQQ's head snaps up, locking onto SY's figure near instantly.
In the background the system's unhelpfully going like "Shen Qingqiu's hostility level is raising"
AND THIS COULD MAKE FOR A LOVELY MYSTERY STORY OR WHATEVER BUT SY COULD BULLSHIT IT BY ACTING LIKE THE SYSTEM IS A COMMON ENEMY. HE'S LIKE PULLING SQQ SOMEWHERE ISOLATED AND GOING LIKE "SQQ/Shizun, there's a malicious presence around you and I think I'm the only one that can see it" to idk flip the script or something idk
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Just finished reading wha my soul has been touched.
let's be cute and cuddle with papa. whatever i don't even care (through tears)
they needed a break
Ocarina of time had such fun idle animations, I wonder how they will be animated in the remake (and if there's more!) On that note, I wonder what Link will sound like... his original OOT voice clips are iconic.
Tough journey

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