an artist with a dog

every black person in fandom should get 1 million dollars and be legally allowed to kill one person of their choice

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

tumblr users baffled by the concept of engaing with things that aren't YA fiction and fandom.

Thighs out but in a Homeric hero kinda way

Tits out but in a Minoan priestess kinda way

Stomach out but in an Aphrodite of Knidos kinda way

yeah libraries are cool but have you ever found a library with a secret doorway disguised as a bookshelf that leads to a smaller, hidden library filled with ancient books full of mysteries and forgotten knowledge? me neither and i'm sad about it

I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time

The worst part is the degree to which city people will aggressively fearmonger about crime while also bringing their dog everywhere. Bestie you're more than twice as likely to get sent to the hospital by a dog bite than you are by anything a human does the danger is coming from inside the house

Statistically speaking, homeless people are far less dangerous than dogs but the average city liberal would kill a dozen homeless people to save a single stupid french bulldog it's so bleak I can't stand dog people

Based on the replies to this post I am now convinced that "keep your damn dog at home" is a very much a silent majority position

I'm in Vegas for the weekend and people have their got dam DOGS in the casino???? A DOG DOES NOT NEED TO BE IN A CASINO!!!!!!

reading Fellowship of the Ring for the first time, and I've never respected Boromir more. All of these other bitches (except the hobbits, love u hobbits) are speaking ominously of the past and the future and Boromir is like "Okay So Are We Going Through The Mines Or What. Please Explain What Is Happening. I'm Just A Guy." If i had to travel with those prophetic fucks, i'd be biting

Im going to say this is very typical in greek myth adaptations but im not a fan of "oh this guy kidnaps and rapes a woman in the original myth? What if we make them a lovely couple instead where they love each other <3" and im like eeeeehhhhhhhmmmmm do we really.... like you dont have to add the rape but you dont have to paint it as "is ok the woman loves him <3 and he is not that bad of a person actually"

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

i have no particular feelings about the kid who shot charlie kirk. like it's not like anyone got radicalized off the back of that killing. it immediately became a gigantic joke. erika kirk started running around rallies doing aerial silks to kid rock songs. candace owens done lost what was left of her damn mind. nick fuentes is basically the same amount of influential he was always going to be. tradcathy at work outed herself as a hardcore antisemite by agreeing with the nick fuentes "charlie kirk was assassinated by the jews" theory. kids on the subway love to sing that we are charlie kirk song like it's the "let's get together and kill barney" of our time. all taken together it just kinda stands as an example of how nihilistic and pointlessly ultraviolent the late american empire became shortly before the fall of the emperor trump

people at my brothers school have started using "kirk" as slang for a bj