VERIS

**falling in love with the idea of fictional characters that exist only in my mind or an old note on my cellphone and that are never going to make it to the outside world

Yes! Next day, I’m in denial telling the same person that they never told me anything and how I don’t remember!

wow look at all those feelings I never knew I had

They thought cookies gave birth to a sponge…

I dead ass thought they were cookies too though

His grandma looks like a cookie too

…..how would cookies give birth to a sponge

……How would cookies survive in the ocean

I too thought they were cookies

How the fuck does a cookie….?

I seriously can’t believe a whole generation thought Spongebob’s parents and Grandma were cookies….

yallre really applying reasoning like anything in this show makes sense…. mr krabs’ daughter is a whale

This show makes al the sense in the world to me

a friendly reminder that we watched Moffy Hale be born, sleep in his Batman bed, give his Wampa cap to his sister, find out his parents’ addiction problems when he was twelve, and then we’re going to see him fall in love with his bodyguard on June 27th. 

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

7, but i’m an art student so

0. 

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

idk about you, im on my way to hogwarts 

THIS IS LIFE

It’s probably not ethical to make someone a villain in your novel just because they were a jerk to you in real life and yet here we are