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i thought the bermuda triangle was gonna be a huge problem when i was younger

i look like I be chillin but i be sad lowkey

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you

this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind

That last one honestly belongs in hell

Oryx was the trans representation I was waiting for tbh

Like fuck your society I’m gonna be an undead god!!!

<big>please just shut the fuck up</big>

Oryx is super gay and super trans like and reblog if you agree

You are not helping your case

ORYX IS SUPER GAY AND TRANS LIKE AND REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

The T in LGBT stands for Taken king

the Hive most likely do not have a concept of gender as we puny humans do (they’re fucking aliens you absolute imbeciles) and trying to apply our incredibly constrained ideals about gender to them is probably just insulting them. they don’t need genders as we do. they’re Free.

While I imagine that you’re correct about genders importance to the hive, Oryx changing gender is mentioned specifically in the Books of Sorrow sooooooooooo Trans.

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

hey op I’m not sure you understand why people become historians in the first place