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This sheds a startling amount of insight into how pictograms used by ancient cultures probably represented something completely obvious and unambiguous to the people who used them

I'm setting my trap, to catch the damn haiku bot. Quiet! Here it comes.

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they should make it easier

what?

Everything. All of it

Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?

as much time as you want but the orangutan also gets that preptime

Okay I choose 45 years and he dies of old age

in 45 years of prep time that orangutan has made and trained a successor whos coming to beat ur ass now

In 45 years prep time I politicize my anti-orangutan ideals and garner support. I tell them made-up stories of their savagery, they become public enemy number one. I become head of office, enforce an anti-orangutan ordinance, create an orangutan extinction squad, and play the waiting game. I sign an agreement with the southeastern countries, Brunei, Burma, Cambodia, Timor-Leste, Indonesia, Laos, Malaysia, the Philippines, Singapore, Thailand and Vietnam to enact consecutive strikes in their jungles to rid the world of our ‘’greatest threat’’, the orangutan. The successor is no more. 

when maya angelou said “have enough courage to trust love one more time and always one more time.”

sometimes you block someone and it's like in another life we would be doing coke in a bathroom together but instead you're on tumblr and i fucking hate you