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bro why were you digging…. what did you bury bro… just put your sweet lips on mine dude….. let’s just kiss like real people do bro

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

T H I S !

it’s so WEIRD to me that so many people only know hozier through take me to church like. you’ve never sat and listened through bogman’s entire discography while disassociating thinking about love and the inherent problems with religion ??? forreal ???

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

when aziraphale says “he keeps me on my toes” to indicate that crowley is a worthy adversary but Mr. Sheen’s line delivery is like a corporate gay at his company retreat when the lady who heads accounting says “isn’t that your husband trying to pile 50 marshmallows on top of a single cracker at the s’mores station?” and aziraphale without turning around to where she’s pointing says “oh that’s most certainly him” in the softest voice and the accounting lady says “awww you two are so cute” and aziraphale turns around to watch just as crowley drops 50 marshamallows while the crowd around him whoops/cheers/laughs and then notices aziraphale watching him and gives him a big wave/smile and then aziraphale turns back around to accounting lady to say “he keeps me on my toes”

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on