drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra

Italian

I’m having the best damn day of my life. Any moment I’m about to burst into song– “Zip a dee doo dah.” My, uh, waterbed sprung a leak and shorted out my alarm clock. My cell phone got wet and crapped out on me and the check I wrote my landlord to cover the, uh, damages is going to bounce if I don’t deposit my pay. You ever have one of those days, Scully?                                                 Since I’ve been working here? Yeah.

Alison Brie for Ladygunn Magazine!

I settled on a truth today that is always going to be true: I will do anything for my friends.

#the evolution of jeff x annie via zacscottysnl’s tags on x.

4 x 03 Teliko / The X-Files

The X-Files - "Syzygy" (1996)

Alison Brie

“If you’re betwixt and between, trust the one with red hair.” - o.r mellin

The X-Files premiered 26 years ago today on September 10th, 1993 to an audience of 12.0 million viewers. 

Michelle Wilkes was murdered, but, uh, we wouldn’t know that if the security guard hadn’t witnessed it […] I found a spent autoinjector in the grass. She was given a lethal dose of potassium chloride. It’s an electrolyte found naturally in the body and a coroner doesn’t usually check for it.

This must be the place

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