MILLENNIills

Eliminating options for your life’s purpose

Slinking out of the office for holiday break like

Getting a calendar invite for something that could be an email

When a coworker starts telling you about their weekend

Learning to be patient with finding your groove

When an 18-year-old tells you their life plan

Hearing someone clip their nails at a nearby cubicle

When your career trajectory is a clusterfuck

Learning who got the job over you

When someone responds to your email with a question that was answered in the email

When a man in the street tells you to smile

Getting an automated rejection email from HR after a two-month eight-thank-you-card interview process

Reading the Glassdoor reviews of the company you just applied for

When an office elder calls you “champ”

Every time someone younger than you is successful

Moving on to a fourth round interview

Discovering the new person at work is just as horrible as the rest of them