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THIS IS SO CUTE I WANT TO SQUISH THEM 😭❤️❤️

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

i appreciate twilight as a widely-known meme-rich text but when i am talking about vampires i never want to be talking about twilight and someone alwaaaaayyyys brings it up like shut up thats something different

twilight is about vampires but it isn’t about draculas. number one (#1) vampire story blunder committed

i would argue that twilight is about cullens, which are a sort of convergent evolution situation with vampires, and that draculas are a subspecies of vampire that includes your lestats and your carmillas and your blades and your spike/darla/angels and such but not your nosferatus or orlocks

a nosferatu is like a dracula bigfoot

wait I can actually mean that. stoker writes dracula back in the old-timey days. murnau makes nosferatu as a legally distinct adaptation in the 20s. hammer horror comes along in the 50s and defines the popular imagination of draculas around it, including a movement toward sexy and away from the grotesque monstrosity of nosferatu and traditional vampire folklore. nosferatu is exactly a dracula bigfoot.

legend of korra was really so ahead of its time. "what if your dad got reincarnated into an angry queer girl" "what if you brought warplanes to the martial arts fight" "what if henry ford was a terrorist and after you got him thrown in jail you dated his daughter and fucked off to the spirit world with her"