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Good morning, cuties on my phone!

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

you can get these as keychains over at my ACGGOODS store!

Your landlord is a parasite. Your employer is a parasite. Your hot vampire gf that's slowly sucking you dry while joking about how weak you've been getting? She has a right to be there.

Fic with some manner of self-lubricating Creature Genitalia except instead of being a "get out of thinking about lube" free card it works like real life where sometimes it's still just not really enough to be comfortable. Maybe the alien has a hormone issue

Jerkin off an alien trying to work up enough slime on xir tentacle dick for anal & xe's getting embarrassed like sorry I'm on ssri's (space serotonin reuptake inhibitors)

On the other tentacle, from the Self Lubricating Alien's perspective when it *is* working ideally it'd probably be kind of annoying and impractical in daily life. Kind of the worst of both worlds re: visible boner *and* it's Wet. Some human people are already living this reality with copious amounts of pre. But with the way this trope usually works I'd imagine it's Worse. This is still hot for me of course but I like to consider these things. I'm a sci-fi writer

I have an aneurysm near my heart. Oops

Manipulation is so romantic….someone paying attention to your reactions, calibrating to your preferences and taking advantage of your weak points