sunday afternoon

i wish i was a beautiful woman (remembers i am a beautiful woman) i wish i was a CONVENTIONALLY beautiful woman (remembers normative beauty is boring) i wish i had powers

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

everyone in the grocery store is my enemy

they need to start selling horse milk in grocery stores

the AI bros are always trying to install in us this fear of falling behind and being abandoned by society if we won't start using AI, and let me just say - men have been telling me I'll "end up alone with seven cats if I don't give them a chance" for AGES. I can smell the barely hidden desperation underneath that axe body spray like a shark, and boy am I about to make you cry from frustration

no no i didn’t say he sucks BECAUSE he’s bisexual. i just said he sucks AND also happens to be bisexual