Ranch

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

Oh my god https://youtu.be/aF1qQxPhybE

https://mobile.twitter.com/caitlinwoah/status/1090632731078418434