rip to the vikings but im different

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

grace if ur seeing this do not you DARE make a 67 joke

six sevennnmmmmm

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

the knife

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

waiter! a bullet in the head for me please

cycles of yearning

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not

big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

that's why bella called her kid resume right away