rip to the vikings but im different

girl.. i saw you shrieking in the middle of the forest to summon terrifying creatures. can i get your number

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

grace if ur seeing this do not you DARE make a 67 joke

six sevennnmmmmm

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

the knife

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

waiter! a bullet in the head for me please

cycles of yearning

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers