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how come there’s no mads mikkelsen vampire movie when what society desperately needs is to see him biting some necks

There is one? Its called Nattens Engel and its hilariously bad.

i condone and support every single vile deed my problematic faves have done. not only that i think they should have done bigger and worse atrocities than already committed. i think that would have been funny

Not sure how universal this experience is, but Tolkien’s concept of sea-longing resonated with me because I grew up in a coastal town and every time I have to live for an extended period of time away from the coast, I get this almost claustrophobic feeling that only goes away when I return to the seashore

There was a famous Norwegian author who described the ocean as “the last healthy thing in a sick world” and I feel that

I can’t believe I feel like I have to say this but small business owners are not inherently good people just because they’re not corporations