i don't know her

I had a bagel so naturally I am now immune to pain sickness death etc

literally i act like the joker until i eat a little snack at 4 pm

microdosing on vulnerability by saying 'yeah..........' in the tags of poems i rb that i identify with

I can update my tinder bio with "fully vaccinated" now like I'm a rescue dog on an adoption website

this fucking white boomer female in the organic milk aisle having an entitled shitfit over some inconsequential bullshit, i would fucking stab this bitch were it not for my catholic faith and the gracious intercessions of the saints

mutuals to get lobotomized with . like as a girls day

yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

that shit feels like it happened in 2012 and last month at the same time

never apologize for being a beautiful girl who takes vitamins