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"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

Sometimes I think that I’m moderately intelligent and then I realize how frequently I’m deceived by things meant to fool wild animals

being mildly nearsighted keeps me humble

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

mutuals do this