(Nothing to fear, nothing to doubt)

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

Perfect

OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY

I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.

I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.

Reblogging this for a friend.

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

Damn.

@spunky-mermaid-queen

Yall better not be fuckin lyin to me.

​this worked last night lets go for round two

This is the American Gothic. If you’ve never been to the USA, this image sums it up pretty well.

I need this today.

An interactive version, for those who need it.

​this worked last night lets go for round two

@oprahandgayle

I love looking mean & unapproachable & pretending like I have no idea why ppl are intimidated by my aura