Only Shooting Stars Break The Mold✨

how did this fucker say it’s “not as bad as it sounds” and then somehow end up being even worse than it sounds by the fourth sentence

*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

Idk what mad scientist needs to hear this today but your googles and lab coat are incredibly flattering and all your expirments will blow away the scientific community who called you a fool

OH SHIT THEY PENGUINS!!

This is the inherant problem with most reconstructions. It’s just unknown how much fat the animals really had.

IM SO ANGRY

THERE WAS ONCE A TOAD CONSTELLATION BUT IT WAS DECLARED OBSOLETE

let’s bring her back

She’s still there we just have to recognize her existence and love her as she is

Bufo