Mildlyinterested

"Humans will always make gods out of the absurd" is killing me rn

Thank you! I wa extremely stoned when I wrote that tag.

i need love. i need affection. i need a warm hug. i need a dozen battleships. i need 590490 horses and horsewomen for to ride them, pledged to me. i need three entire roasted oxen. i need three tons of silver and the dozen largest prasiolites you unearth each year

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

I'd be stealing all of these for my son to play with lmao

Everyone responding to this with absolute lust is getting me lmaooo we are all One Autism together

heard they’re making it easier tomorrow. not sure if it’s true, but don’t you wanna find out?

These powerful moviemaking techniques can also be seen in Jordan Peele's Nope.

You're the only person who understands me, Karl Marx 💕

call me a jealous hater but it makes me so mad that i will never ever be able to sleep as comfortably as a little kitty cat, there's too many bones in me!! even at my most comfy i will never get on their level

her tits are out of this world i call 'em areola 51