Dr. Clops

*hands over gold nuggets* "D-do you have a-any suggestions to s-someone with chronic nightmares?"

"Help me Dr. Clops. People Can't stop making Jaws jokes about me"

Goomy

Willow, have you even had any appointments with any patients?

Oh, sorry doc! *Aids the doctor in entering an upright position.*

What're you doing lying down on the job, Dr. Clops? You trying to breakdance?

Doc, I keep seeing shadows everywhere. Tips?

so willow i mean dr clops im tryna become a giant myself how do u do it its so difficult smh

Doc, I don't know why, but I see monstrous shadows roaming around. And one is currently trying to grab Bernie.

So Willow, how's the whole being a deerclops thing going?

Wait, so if Willow's filling in for Dr. Clops, then who's the replacement secretary?

[[ Yo, psa, we are a crack blog, meaning we can't really answer your real life problems. We aren't certified for that, so please don't come to us looking for a legit answer. It's hard for us to really answer actual personal problems you have. We don't want to upset anyone with sensitive subject material. Even if you're in character, it still applies. Thanks for understanding.

She drops five gold nuggets from her bag before looking up at the Deerclops in suspicion. "If smallbirds can imprint on people, is it possible that baby Moose Gooses can imprint on people too? I'm just askin' for future reference here..." She crossed her arms over her chest , looking up at the Deerclops with squinted eyes. [[ also hiiloveyourblog ]]