The Wonderful World of Me!

I’ll post nudes if everyone promises to forget about them when I get famous!

oh you’re a fan of my writing? name five of the unfinished stories sitting in my drafts

you’re just trying to outsource title generation 😛

alsjfkdajklfas i’ve been found out

You’re busy doubting yourself while so many people are intimidated by your potential

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

This will forever kill me

Cut down, scalped, tossed in the fucking ocean

Advice I wish I would’ve followed or been given.

And you can still do it now

fun fact: one of the best ways to keep your mind sharp is to continue learning new skills as you grow older! it’s never too late to learn how to make your own clothes or resurrect the dead or grow beautiful flowers.

Um

Hot take: CPR is a low-level necromantic spell

I was absolutely still gay in my past lives. I’ve been fucking guys since the dawn of time

what is the january mood?

I. LOVE. DR. SEUSS.

and again! Happy new year!