high hopes

@brieofsky: HEATHERS AND YOU HAVE A DEAL.

@mikeychang: @pey10porter oh my god.

brieofsky: i've been annoying him about this since 3:30. it's midnight.

brieofsky: yes, i basically live with the changs part time don't fucking start shit i will rock your shit.

@bewilderedderek: I don’t get it? There’s a diner right down the road, they could have gotten water there.

Sadly you’re probably right… darn, looks like we might need a new plan Mikey!

My plan is too hope the year passes quickly.. Even if the idea of growing up for real is sorta terrifying. 

I’m not usually one to agree but - I am actually really tempted by this idea Mikey - would it really be so bad just to miss another week or so..?

Our parents would probably be pretty steamed about it.

It just hit me that school is starting up again soon - I am honestly not looking forward to it all that much, how did the break pass by so fast?!

I’m asking myself that... Any way we can just pretend we didn’t know and have another few weeks of summer?

“This definitely sounds like torture. Not the kids but Old Town Road over and over and over. And the kids.”

“It was.. Truly a lot.”

“cats do what they want, though. they don’t give a shit about what you want or if you want them to do something. they’ll just pee all over everything you love and knock your shit off of tables. also, did you pick that song because if you did, you definitely brought it on yourself, my dude. oh my god, shut up no way. you’ve got a horse in the back. i can’t.”

“So do kids. Like, you’re describing to a t at least two of my dance kids. I didn’t! I told them since they did so, so well on their last numbers that they could pick. I know now it wasn’t the best idea... I do! His name is Maximus!”

“how the fuck did you get bitten in the kneecap? what is this, the smol zombie apocalypse? damn. i love that they truly just wild out when i’m not there to put the fear of god into them…you’re too nice. you need to toughen up and make them think you’ll bite them back.”

“I have no clue! Apparently they are zombies, yes! We should teach them that number our parents did at their Halloween game in high school that everyone always raves about. They’d get a kick out of it. Yeah... I guess I am too nice, but anytime they look like they’re about to cry I melt. This is why you and I work so well together for this. Good cop, bad cop.”

“This is hilarious, to say the least. But what made you decide to teach tiny children a dance to Old Town Road?”

“It was time for a fresh routine and I told them that they could pick the next song since they’ve been doing so well... I have regrets.”