I'm not a real person

mid-surgery i wake up and i go "K-Kyaaaa! The handsome doctors are touching me!" i look up at the doctors and shield my exposed organs... "d..don't touch me, you pervs!" the doctors then say "HOW IS SHE AWAKE PUT HER BACK UNDER NOW"

black holes are the T. Rex of astral bodies

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

😳

six years of fried egg tshirt…

🎉 10 YEARS OF FRIED EGG ON A TSHIRT 🎉

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

this post is already on tumblr, why repost it?

You must be new here.

I've been here for a decade and my puzzlement over this kind of behavior remains evergreen

I admire the restraint not to point out you literally wrote the post that was screencapped.