Great update

my gay ass is over here risking getting literally murdered if i hold a man’s hand in public but sure, “alloromantic privilege”

hello did you know that all the elderly npcs in skyrim are part of an unplayable race called ‘elder’ because the skyrim character creator doesnt have an age slider

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone

Considering who I’ve dated in the past, I’ve been creampied by plenty of clowns already