Michael Afton

weird app thing? what?

"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."

according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?

… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.

"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"

i’m.. observant.

hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..

if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.

"apparently they're holiday themed."

then what the hell is slice’s holiday?

oh..

"mhm.."

.. i actually quite liked math when i was in school. i pretended i didn’t to seem cool though.

"really?"

yeah. i mean, just look what i do for work. i was a nerd.

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weird app thing? what?

"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."

according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?

… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.

"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"

i’m.. observant.

hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..

if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.

"apparently they're holiday themed."

then what the hell is slice’s holiday?

oh..

"mhm.."

.. i actually quite liked math when i was in school. i pretended i didn’t to seem cool though.

"really?"

yeah. i mean, just look what i do for work. i was a nerd.

weird app thing? what?

"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."

according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?

… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.

"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"

i’m.. observant.

hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..

if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.

"apparently they're holiday themed."

then what the hell is slice’s holiday?

oh..

"mhm.."

.. i actually quite liked math when i was in school. i pretended i didn’t to seem cool though.

"really?"

yeah. i mean, just look what i do for work. i was a nerd.

weird app thing? what?

"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."

according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?

… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.

"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"

i’m.. observant.

hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..

if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.

"apparently they're holiday themed."

then what the hell is slice’s holiday?

oh..

"mhm.."

.. i actually quite liked math when i was in school. i pretended i didn’t to seem cool though.

"really?"

yeah. i mean, just look what i do for work. i was a nerd.

weird app thing? what?

"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."

according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?

… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.

"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"

i’m.. observant.

hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..

if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.

"apparently they're holiday themed."

then what the hell is slice’s holiday?

oh..

"mhm.."

.. i actually quite liked math when i was in school. i pretended i didn’t to seem cool though.

weird app thing? what?

"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."

according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?

… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.

"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"

i’m.. observant.

hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..

if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.

"apparently they're holiday themed."

then what the hell is slice’s holiday?

oh..

weird app thing? what?

"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."

according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?

… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.

"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"

i’m.. observant.

hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..

if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.

"apparently they're holiday themed."

then what the hell is slice’s holiday?

weird app thing? what?

"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."

according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?

… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.

"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"

i’m.. observant.

hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..

if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.

weird app thing? what?

"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."

according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?

… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.

"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"

i’m.. observant.

hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..

if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.

weird app thing? what?

"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."

according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?

… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.

"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"

i’m.. observant.

hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..

if it starts to get like that, then tell me, and i’ll try to deal with it.

weird app thing? what?

"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."

according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?

… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.

"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"

i’m.. observant.

hm.. only way to tell is to keep playing. or maybe i could try to look into the code. but i don’t know if that’d do something to your computer, considering how it randomly appeared..

weird app thing? what?

"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."

according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?

… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.

"...wait what the fuck. I didnt notice that. what the fuck?"

i’m.. observant.

weird app thing? what?

"yeah, its like— yknow those visual novel type of games? it looks like that. I dont even play those type of games. and apparently— uh, the people in the game are..real? not real, but, like— they look like theyre copies of actual people in real life, down to the names, apparently."

according to who? wait, can i see what they look like?

… something feels off about slice. the way he’s directly facing us, he’s got the wrong colour socks, he’s the only one with his blazer open, and he only has one colour in his hair, his hair is short, and it’s also less bright than the others’. he doesn’t match the others.