dream fortress

If there's one thing about me it's that I looooooove to be cosy under a blanket <3

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

I read somewhere that "When you choose a life partner you're choosing your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 70 vacations, your retirement friend, career therapist, & someone whose day you'll hear about 18,000 times" and I really can't stress this enough.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year

here’s to all the things you survived loudly, to the dead horses you beat, to the shit that makes you scream