I've been called the bus poster

[Image description: Tweet by wint (@ dril) reading: “This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender,” i holler as i overturn my uncle’s barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit /.End ID]

#he wouldn't fucking say that but i'm getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that

monster needs to release a "smol bean" flavor. that tastes like pure cinnamon roll

monster needs to release a heckin pupper flavor that tastes like wet dog

monster needs to stop these two before their dark work is complete

Excuse us, my other half and I- hm? Oh yeah no we get that a lot but we do actually mean "other half" in a more tangible, immutable sort of way, you understand, wherein one is so caught up in the very being of the other and vice versa that the mind simply fails to conceptualize one without the other- not fate nor devotion nor simple circumstance, though they play their parts, but, if you will, something subtly woven into our combined state of being that makes it unthinkable that there should be one without the other- anyway, we saw you across the bar and we could swear we've met before, which is quite encouraging because we are not at all always certain we have what could fairly be termed "a past" and if we're honest faint glimmers of recognition are more than we usually have to show as evidence of the continuity of our existence and its integration with the world around us in a cohesive manner- ANYWAY we were hoping you could settle a debate about toenails for us

“emasculating” is a euphemism for “demeaning in a way only women should have to suffer”

completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate

It is really funny how much some tumblr users build their understanding of what is taboo in a degenerate immoral fashion vs what is taboo in a subversive radical fashion exclusively on aesthetic appeal so they’re willing to drastically alter their moral stances based on what media they’re obsessing over currently

Blogger obsessed with posting about sexual cannibalism and toxic doomed yuri complaining about incest fetishization… you’re two Ginger Snaps gifsets and a Flowers in the Attic excerpt away from trying to recreate Single White Female with your mutuals

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny