im such a possessive person i just saw someone calling Karl Marx just “Karl” like they’re on a first name basis and i got jealous

LITERALLY POSSESSIVE OVER DADDY COMMUNISM! I THINK HE WOULD UH HAVE A FEW THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THIS!

u know what . i wish i had never posted this

snorlax boutta get her pussy ate

jk jk, lick is a ghost type move and wouldn’t affect the snorussy

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The difference between “twitter is just like 2016 tumblr” and “tiktok is just like 2012 tumblr” is that the twitter ecosystem consists of people who migrated there from tumblr and did not change even a bit since then, while tiktok recreated the entire experience from whole cloth. speciation vs convergent evolution

hot person in the grocery store i’m sorry that i must bid you farewell but i’ve fulfilled my journey’s purpose in buying three bags of sweet kale salad i got what i came for and soon so shall you. now go on get. don’t make this more difficult. why can’t i quit you. i’m sorry it’s not our time yet but it will be. someday. we were built from the same star you know

mike's hard past couple of months

We need a Disney princess who has a cute face, chubby, waist, thick legs, in shape, rump shaking both ways, makes you do a double take.  

Everybody here Get it outta control Get yo backs off tha wall ‘cause misdemeanor said so! 

the princess from brave is prolly asexual! from what I remember she didn’t wanna be married off and I know that it doesn’t automatically make her ace but at the same time, I think it’s really important 

Well my name is Ciara, for all you fly fellas No one, can do it better (she’ll sing on acapella) Boy the music makes me lose control! 

Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself

A bird wrote this

Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

It’s 2020 and I’ve reconsidered my stance on being abducted by the fae

Literally can’t believe we recently lived in a world where the 🥺 emoji didn’t exist. Platos cave

people will be like obviously im not transphobic i only hate trans people who don’t tell you they’re trans and ones that won’t shut up about being trans and that don’t pass and that pass too well and who think kids should be allowed to transition and who transitioned late and ones who watch anime and who are nonbinary and ones who make transition gofundmes and ones who are activists and who are gender nonconforming and who conform too much to stereotypes a