i'm going to take on twelve armed men

some of you have never been lost in a cave system for hours with no torches and no pickaxe and it really shows

Much like a minecraft villager, my only instincts are run from darkness and throw bread

I was not expecting this post to actually get notes but it seems like we can all agree here

op do you also open doors to let the zombies in

If you could please refrain from insulting the fine green gentleman knocking violently at my door, that would be great. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a guest to welcome

dont even look at me if you arent minecraft steve

He’s nervous

I think I’d like to be held by an enderman

Legend has it you die if you look at this image for over ten s

I could recognize any Fall Out Boy song within the first five seconds of hearing it being played but if you asked me the name it would take me a few minutes and I would probably say it wrong

By fall out boy

I love when like 23 year olds who never developed any life skills or significant social life outside of this website move in together bc it always inevitably ends with a flurry of callout posts and someone saying they were gaslighted for being told to do their dishes

Reading the notes on this post is like marathoning an entire season of Dr. Phil.