miek

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

I can’t believe if the universe had aligned slightly differently that I would’ve missed seeing this

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

put a bullet in me already why dont you

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

I think I would sooner kill myself than be in a community of tme theater kids

still the funniest hate anon I've received. How devoid of experiences does your life have to be to where you cling so tightly to the label of theater kid? And how this person is exactly woke™ enough to not simply say something like ywnbw but still target my transness for their hate. Fascinating.