turnip

the classic returns!

Murdered the entire squad

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

If I had the death note I wouldn’t even care about killing people the real kicker is that you can bend their will before they die. Like who cares if I could give joe biden a heart attack BUT i could make him go up the the podium and say something like “I need a thick girl and a blunt right now or I’ll die” and then he explodes. That’s where the money is

it’s a leap yeap

My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later

Happy leap yeap!

it’s a leap yeap

My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later

Happy leap yeap!

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation