I'm cringe

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

Also just thinking about how ADHD in Percy Jackson and the Olympians is just your body and mind's hardwiring for battle, it is not missed on me that Percy Jackson, a boy with ADHD, has a sword that when misplaced/lost/taken/dropped reappears in his pocket.

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

Note: this is only funny when I do it. If an enemy counter spells me I want to commit mass murder

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October 1st.

His dad is dead, just don’t.

reblogging again because the end of September is coming up. leave him alone.

Reblogging as a reminder to leave Billie Joe Armstrong the fuck alone on October 1st and any day after it if your message is going to contain anything to do with “waking” him up because September will be over.

i have no clue what cocomelon is so whenever i see "you're doing some cocomelon shit to me" i just imagine like. saw traps

"i'll remember the exact phrasing of the paragraph i just thought of for my fic when i get to my computer later, i don't need to write it down or put it in my notes app" this is the devil speaking

This one really does just gain momentum with every new word, huh?

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

holy shit this was made the year i was born

ALWAYS REBLOG BIG BILL HELL’S CARS!

Lose my shit whenever songs in an album have recurring motifs like yesss play those notes again boy

this is what having cave access from your house in minecraft is like

[ID: A meme of two CGI people carrying someone on a stretcher. One asks, "What happened to him?" The other replies, "he was forced to verbalize a thought." End ID]