by Laure S
almost home
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON

Product Placement
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
NASA

#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Janaina Medeiros
DEAR READER
Keni

pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
seen from South Korea
seen from Norway
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
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seen from Guatemala
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@midnight-eclipse423
by Laure S

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“HAUNTING EVERYWHERE ELSE.”
IG-@Thesamurairider
I’m literally in love with her
If I wasn’t gay before…
Shaina West aka. The Samurider is an Actor, Stunt Person, Martial Artist, Personal Trainer, Influencer and Brand Ambassador. She draws inspiration from her love of Japanese culture, martial arts, samurai, anime and motorbikes.
btw: she’s in the upcoming Black Widow movie 😍 and—
—holyfuckingshitballs. 💖
[i am looking respectfully]
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?????
love loses
Transcript:
So, my daughter just came up to me all upset. I'm like "What's going on?"
She said, "You know I have a crush on Dylan next door?"
"Yeah."
"Well, dad says I can't have a crush on Dylan."
"Why not?"
"Well, he told me not to tell you, but apparently he's Dylan's real dad so that makes him my brother. So I can't have a crush on him."
"Hmmm. Hah. Hmmm. Well, um, don't tell your daddy, uh, but, uh, he ain't your real dad. So, you can date Dylan. That's fine."

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Australian Magpie
I didn’t realize how often I smile to inform strangers I’m passing in a hall or on the street that I’m harmless and friendly until I started masking up. I’m used to “make eye contact, smile, look away” as my default mode of interaction, but now I just look like I’m fuckin’ shifty.
So I’ve taken to replacing the smile with a slight bow. A small incline of the head, a little tilt of the shoulders, like I’m a regency gentleman bidding you good day.
and here I’ve been giving people thumbs up like a maniac
oh my god i’ve been winking
haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday
wishing everybody a penis friday

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TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.
Imagine being one of only twelve guys ever to have the honour of walking on the moon and then when you get there you're allergic to it.
NASA scientist: you’re back early
Jack Schmidt: moon’s an allergen
NASA scientist: ...what?
Jack Schmidt, loading an epipen and climbing back into the shuttle: moon’s an allergen
I'm still really offended that Sesshomaru fucked because he always gave the vibe of "I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose."
Yo this made me laugh so hard
Animal Crossing: New Vibes 🌴🦝🌴
Audio: https://youtu.be/Vrt18Mfqjf0

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Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs
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