wayward thoughts

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

I'm giving it all she's got boss

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a Victorian man seeing ankles for the first time

im like if the sleepiest person in the world was awake

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

when you see a calendar do you flip to your birth month to make sure your associated image slaps or are you some sort of freak

im on the council of “buy myself a little treat.” And buddy, the motion passes 5-1

Jettison is like one of the top 10 words in the english language, get that fucking thing out of here at a notable velocity