being the middle sibling

My 'invisible friend' was my cousin. She wasn't invisible. We were just the same age, so we did everything together, went everywhere together, threw fits if they didn't have a seat at the table, and to mess with the other kids we pretended to talk to each other when the other wasn't around.

what motherfucker pointed to australia??

We're just going to gloss over the fact of how many pointed to China?

Imagine memorising this? I would kill myself before I got to 1000.

But like... what are the rules? If they fight me, does that count as my fight for the quarter, too? What about hair pulling, biting, nails? Can I use weapons?

The universal law of humanity: if there is a hopscotch, you must hop the scotch.

shipping characters who are just friends in canon is more than okay but what’s annoying is when people take screenshots of them touching and say “friends don’t do that!”. i hate to break it to you but friends do hug and hold hands and cuddle. saying ‘friends don’t do that’ is reenforcing the idea that physical touch is reserved for lovers

“There is nothing platonic about this” Nah I can write an essay over how platonic that is.

"They are in love" Sit and watch me writing a book saga about how they love each other platonicaly because this type of love. Is. Not. Less. LOVE!

My friend broke up with her boyfriend because apparently they're "too touchy" with their friends. Bro, you haven't seen us be touchy with each other.

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

Waiting for post grad acceptance so I'm not fucking risking!