no worries if not

Giving me life, LGBT, and the pursuit of fagginess

getting h*gh and looking in the bathroom mirror and saying “i am gay :)” 10 times

I just know some of you psychopaths are driving around with airpods on noise cancellation mode

y’all still do stuff for Easter? i thought that was just like a 90s thing

“___ and ___ respectively” is soo funny and c*nty to me like yesss I love the specificity of order

“I don’t need a microphone 😆” honey yes you do

If your melody doesn’t have half steps I don’t wanna hear it

All of you who went to the Renaissance tour and Barbie movie in your landfill-core Amazon fits better be recycling those pink and silver garments for Halloween this year or I will be personally siccing Greta on all of you

how bout we start Work Wednesdays cause some of you need to get back to work

I reallyyyy need Taylor Swift to post a tweet that says “it’s not that deep ladies”