Autistic mom

HANDS DOWN THE MOST AMAZING DEVELOPMENT OF THE 21ST CENTURY IS DOGS TALK NOW

People in the notes being like “she’s just learned to press buttons to get a response from her owner” um? Yes? That’s what communicating is? And it’s working?

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wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

I love learning.

Soaking a body in a really hot tub makes it impossible to determine the correct time of death.

@write-it-motherfuckers

@the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone this made me think of you for some reason

Befriend someone who owns a woodchipper, industrial freezer, and the pig farmer. Freeze the body before you run it through the wood chipper, it will make it less likely to produce chunks and blood, run some frozen chunks of bleach and wood through it, feed the chunks to pigs except their teeth (they will avoid the teeth), and finally scatter the teeth in random spots in a forest and if people question, say it is a family tradition to do when someone dies. I have also thought about killing my rich husband, it’s fine.

World Heritage Post

@navybrat817 idk why i thought of you 😂

holy shit this list lmao great for writing

yes…writing

I like how @the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone just contributed to this discussion. I’m guessing they know it’s for murder- I MEAN REFERENCE. yes, reference lol. 

Honestly, some people just need to be straight up murdered. I also love reading murder mystery books where the murderer actually knows what they are doing.

put a rock in your shoe. it’ll consistently change your gait and shift your centre of balance. if you cover your face and change your body shape etc it’ll be hard to identify you even if you get caught on cctv.

I want you all to know that an Arab Muslim from Tunis proposed the Theory of Evolution near 600 years before Charles Darwin even took his first breath. Don’t let them erase you.

his name is Ibn Khaldun

Also, it was not the apple falling from a tree that made Issac Newton “discover” gravity. He was reading the books of Ibn Al Haytham, an Arab Muslim from Iraq, who pioneered the scientific method, discovered gravity and wrote about the laws governing the movement of bodies (now known as Newtons three laws of motion) some 600 years before Newton existed. Without him, modern science as we know it wouldn’t exist. Read on him. His achievements are far greater than what I’ve just mentioned here.

#no offense but arabs literally invented chemistry and algebra and we came up with the concept of the camera #the cataract operation that’s still practiced today was invented by an Arab #we created alchemy and the wright brothers used abbas ibn firnas’ findings and writings to build on to create a plane #I could go on and on and on #pls don’t erase our scientific history

I reblog this post every time I see it

We fucking replaced a Muslim scientist with an apple?

In the middle ages, THE place to go for an education was the middle East, or, failing that, Spain. The Muslim world didn’t have the same limits placed on scientific inquiry that the Christian world did, and since they were willing to look at more than just Aristotole and actually compare texts to the observable world, they had some incredible scientific and mathematical advancements. And street lights and toilets. I mean theories and algebra are great and all, but street lights and toilets. In the 12th century. Also medical advancements, and fewer rules against women studying. Hell, women *should* be the ones studying the female body, would you rather a woman see your female relatives, or some old man? Would you rather have someone who lives in the same kind of body, or one who has no first hand idea what the parts can do?

Also the world’s oldest continuous existing university was established by a woman, Fatima al-Fihri, in 859 AD (244/5 AH) in Fez, Morocco.

There is also a man called Jâbir Ibn Hâyan (or also called Geber) who has written books and taught on material transformation processes (distillation, combustion, fixation etc …) which later led to what Westerners more commonly called alchemy (from the Greek word “kimiya” and the Arabic prefix “al”, it can also be found in “algebra” or “algorithm”)

i will say this again: we are all going to die. the universe is enormous and almost entirely empty. to be kind to each other is the most incredible act of defiance against the dark that i can imagine.

#hopepunk

THANK YOU

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THIS👏IS👏SO👏IMPORTANT👏 These comics RADIATE good dad energy and I am LIVING for it!

And again for those in the back!

THEY INCLUDED DEMISEXUALS

Of course demisexuals are included!!!! Y’all are ace too!!! Keep on being great y’all are magnificent!!!!